Personal blog of MattG, Horrible idiot comedian and creator of #daremattg

Dare MattG is an internet reality game show Based on user comments and questions taken from youtube comments, twitter tweets, facebook wall posts. I have put together the newest episode of dare mattg. I answer your hard hitting important questions and do your silly yet fun to do dares. GET READDY!!

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Jul. 27th, 2014 - 3 days ago - Reblog - 61 Notes

throw back to when we did the milk challenge. 

Jul. 22nd, 2014 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 69 Notes

Watch the new illScarlett music video!

Jul. 19th, 2014 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 155 Notes

Going though some old pictures I found one of me putting my balls on a famous guitar. I think it belonged to paul mccartney 

Jul. 18th, 2014 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 130 Notes

These Geese didn’t give a fuck about my tattoo. 

Jul. 18th, 2014 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 533 Notes

Seriously though.. I love their tacos. 

Jul. 18th, 2014 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 1799 Notes


The selfie game.

How to play:
1) find somebody taking a selfie
2) discretely take a selfie with them. 

(via mrnoodlebiscuit)

Jul. 17th, 2014 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 158 Notes

unleashing my inner canadian this week. 

Jul. 17th, 2014 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 447 Notes

Im writing this from my extremely messy office. I realize some places in my house are messy but I proceed to not give a shit. 


So I just got back from a camping trip and I would love to have photos to show you from it but with in the first 5 minutes of arriving at the camp ground my phone was knocked into water. It works fine now but it spent the trip in a box of rice. Most times things are shitty but its ok because It was kind of cool not needing any technology what so ever. For three whole days I didn’t write a damn thing and It was kind of nice. I went canoeing and I saw a turtle panic for its life because I almost ran it over and I also ate a large portion of sand that they had at the beach. I didn’t mean to but it managed to wedge its self into everything I ate/drank. 


I need somebody to remind me to update this piece of shit more often. 

Anyway.. enjoy these photos of me in the wilderness. 

Dead children. 


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Jun. 22nd, 2014 - 1 month ago - Reblog - 111 Notes

hey guys, Holy god.. I dont know where ive been. If you haven’t followed me on twitter/facebook/youtube but you still follow me on here for some reason I guess I will update you on here if you care. 

So Ive moved from my dumpy apartment into a house because thats what you do when you want to do that kind of thing. Its pretty sweet there are two flights of stairs and I can sit in the livingroom and not see the kitchen. Its pretty sweet. 

So im bringing back dare mattg every friday as well. So.. theres that. 

Thats it.. thats all you need to know.. 

Apr. 18th, 2014 - 3 months ago - Reblog - 82 Notes

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